Overheard at the Office: Week 1

This week, Julia and I already started our OJT at a pharmaceutical company based in GBC. It's been only one week but the whole experience is already an eye-opener for us. Oo eye-opener talaga. Pano? Well we learned that people who work in the office, especially the cubicle next to ours, are the most hilarious people ever. Kahit hindi intentional yung mga sinasabi nila, tawang-tawa kami sa mga punchline nila. Ang mahirap pa, since office setting, you really have to be sneaky and quiet when it comes to laughing. Ang hirap pala pucha. Sumasakit yung tiyan ko, sabay naluluha pa ko. Tarantado kase yung mga nasa kabilang cubicle eh, kung anu-ano pinagsasasabi. Here are some of the things we've heard throughout the week:

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"Ate, pwede pasubo sayo?"


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"Kaw na maghugot."


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"Pasaksak nga."


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"Ang dumi mo."


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"Uhhh guys I would like to intro-juice..."


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"Hindi ako kumakain eh.... ng healthy."


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"Yan yung pantry. Maliit lang kaya nga pan-three."


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"Ito yung pinaka-importanteng tao sa opisina... para sakin."


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"Ganyanin mo ng kamay mo. Yan oh yan oh."


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M: "Kambal sa uma."
F: "Ano, kambal sa suman?"


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"Tehnchu."
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F1: "Ayan saraaap. Ow. Ayan dalawa pa, sige pa."
F2: "Matigas eh."
F1: "Matigas talaga yan."


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"Tigasan mo pa. Suntukin mo, yung parang nakikipag-away ka kay _______."


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F1:"San ka ba galing?"
F2:"Nanlalaki."
F1:"Kala ko ba may asawa ka na, puta ka nanlalaki ka pa."


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"Sampolan mo naman ako ng pole dancing."

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"Come here, come here. I have something first for you."


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"Para di na siya mangapa. Hawakan mo dito."

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"Nagulat ka ba? Masyado bang malaki?"

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M:"What's your favorite fruit?"
F:"Suman. Skinless suman."

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"You're a fire hazard you know that?"

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F1:"Gusto mo ng itlog?"
F2:"Anong klaseng itlog ba yan?"
F1:"Itlog ni Mang Jun."

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"Isa siya sa one of the...islands."

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F:"Ito ba yung itlog na may cocomber. (cucumber)"
M:"Ano? Anong sabi mo, cocomber? Nagsusuklay?"
F:"Ang sabi ko CO-COMB-ER!"
M:"Oonga nagsusuklay yan."

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"So lagi kang nagpapakasta?"


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M: "Si _____ di raw pumasok ngayon kase bubuo raw siya ng bata."
F: "Sabihin mo kahit di na siya pumasok ng isang buwan basta makabuo siya!"

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"Where is my stapler? Have you sent?"


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"Did you mind if I?"


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